1. unclefather:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

"Monica how could you? and on our anniversary?"

    unclefather:

    richardcreech:

    MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

    GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

    "Monica how could you? and on our anniversary?"

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  2. 10knotes:

    In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.

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  4. roboboners:

    jayda95:

    all-because-we-fell-in-love:

    floozys:

    vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

    Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

    stay in school y’all

    i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

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  5. smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

    smilestoinspire:

    This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

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  7. nefferpitou:

    on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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  8. Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit.

    inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)

    deep

    (via serdstse)

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  9. insertfandomreference:

    wow what the actual fuck neopets

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  10. wodkat:

    croutoncat:

    possibly 

    I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60

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