1. kajiraraven:

    mr-cappadocia:

    I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.

    So you don’t believe women exist?

    Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.  

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  2. elliotexplicit:

    dudultv:

    thekreid:

    I love this

    WITH ANIMATION YOU CAAAAAAAAAAAAN~!

    This rocks my socks.

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  3. LotR + Blades

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  4. queen-bmvagabond:

    (x)

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  5. Reblogged from: star-lites
    • Ryan: It tastes like dead children.
    • Michael: How many times have you tasted that before?
    • Ryan: You can't just open up the book of my life to the middle.
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  6. queenofmisandrists:

    • date the kind of people who will still respect you when you no longer love them
    • date the kind of people who will still respect you when they no longer love you
    • do not waste your emotional capacities on people whose respect for you is conditional
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  7. edgebug:

morgarine:

This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.
To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?
Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.
He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”
Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.
This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay

    edgebug:

    morgarine:

    This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

    Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.

    To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?

    Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.

    He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”

    Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.

    This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay

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